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future perfect 

An event in which hyperdistributism solves the transfinite line; creating a perfect capitalist-Marxist system.
Future perfect employs the transfinite line; in which the average of the squares of the distances between the ergodicic points and the transfinite line is equal to the tau of the slope of the line.

This is transfinite economics: a perfect solution to poverty.
future perfect by zanderfin December 8, 2019
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The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect

We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.
I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!

futureperfect 

futureperfect is the fourth full-length album by Futurepop artist VNV Nation. This marked a drastic turn in their style, and were introduced to a much wider audience. This album also includes the greatest song ever composed: "Epicentre." Other hits include: "Carbon," "Genesis," "Beloved," and "Holding on."
VNVI: Dude, have you heard "Epicentre"?

VNVNII: Yah, it's found on futureperfect, that damn good VNV album.

VNVI: That album pwnd my pants off!
futureperfect by Ruiner123 January 22, 2009
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