lung over

The condition when you wake up after smoking heavily the night before. Occurs more frequently with non-light cigarettes. Symptoms may include, but not limited to: shortness of breath, general pain in the lung area, and increased volume of phlegm in the lungs.

I had to catch my breath after walking up the stairs due to having a lung over. I shouldn't of had bought and smoked all those Camel Turkish Royals the night before, but they were in a 'buy one get one free' special pack.

by brettuthius August 05, 2007

rum slave

A derogatory term for persons related to slaves that were brought to areas in the Caribbean and South America and forced to work on sugar cane plantations (which were needed to produce molasses, a key ingredient in producing rum). This term is usually only used when referring to a person of Puerto Rican descent, due to Puerto Rico being the capital of rum production.

Our vacation to Puerto Rico was quite unforgettable due to the fact that Heather had her purse snatched by some rum slave. We had to make an unplanned venture the cruise ship to have more traveler's checks issued, which forced us to cancel our plans to go rain forest hiking.

by brettuthius July 20, 2007

I like men

When a man likes to hang out with other men and participate in manly events such as drinking, fishing, baseball, or any other 'manly' or male bonding event. It should never be confused with 'loving men', which is just 100% gay. It is only used to represent the fact that one man enjoys the company of other men in certain situations, keeping all shopping, make-up, period, and baby conversations a big no-no.

It kinda sucks that we couldn't get any girls to this camping party. Then again, I like men, so it's not so bad.

The new hot girl won't go out to lunch with us to the new burrito place? That sucks, but thank god I like men.

by brettuthius April 24, 2008

fart roll up

A fart that instead traveling out to the side or rear of the buttocks, travels forward rolling up past the balls and taint area. It offers a straight-to-the-face delivery making the smell worse than usual.

Diby fired such a mean fart roll up while driving back from Buffalo Wild Wings that he needed to open the windows and decline his seat to avoid getting his eyes burned.

by brettuthius December 20, 2008

lung coma

The condition when waking up after a long (usually drunken) night of smoking many harsh cigarettes that you aren't used to smoking. It is similar to having a lung over, but much worse. A victim of lung coma will find it hard to have their first cigarette of the day, sustain any physical movement, and in some cases, they find themselves without enough wind to complete sentences without taking a breath mid-sentence.

Phillippides: Hey Dad - we should hit up the Around the World mini-golf course a few blocks away. I'll race you there!

Philomelos: Sorry kiddo-beano, I've (gasp) got a nasty lung coma. Not sure if I could (gasp) even hit the ball up the Rickshaw Hill.

Phillippides: You should switch to American Spirits, Dad.

by brettuthius August 07, 2007

WW I Shit

A bowel movement that is so large and wide that it ends all future shits. Such a shit only occurs after 12-24 hours of eating large, greasy, and out-right disgusting meals such as as Taco Bell, Jack-in-the-Box, chili dogs, or other comparable foods that you are not experienced with. It is a shit that typically lasts 20 minutes to 1 hours, very painful, and causes body-wide convolutions. This shit is believed to be your last no matter what may be consumed in the future, having you believe that you have shit out all of your future shits before you have had them.

OMG, dude. After going for breaking the 16 record from that Crave Case from White Castle, I took a WW I shit. I had my phone next to me just in case I had to call 911. It took numerous flushes as well as 3 plungers to get it down. Next time I'll let Sheeky take my place in the competition while I order fries, a milkshake, and a medium Mountain Dew. He is a stronger man than I will ever dream of.

by brettuthius September 30, 2007

Middle-aged Onset Dementia

When you are old enough to remember events that happened 10-15 years ago but can't quite remember the exact details of the story. This is usually solved by asking others who were present to fill in the details. This type of dementia can be caused by several factors including drinking, having too many experiences, or by simply not choosing to remember your horrible past.

I can't believe I was actually at a Spin-Doctors concert. Many thanks to my Middle-aged Onset Dementia for helping me not remember that part of my life.

by brettuthius June 28, 2011