future past 

What you thought the future would be like in the past. Sometim

Guy: I thought my life would be better at this point..
Dude: You've failed your future past V.V

future past by futurepastboots April 14, 2010

Pseudopredictive future-past 

A verb tense exclusively and habitually used by sports commentators. Despite sounding exactly like future tense, this tense is used to describe recent past events to give the illusion that said event was predicted by the sportscaster.

"...and Pujols will rip a foul one into the outfield!" exclaimed the televised play-by-play commentator, immediately after it was over and everyone could clearly that it already happened. World Series viewers everywhere rolled their eyes at the constant and annoying use of pseudopredictive future-past.

Pseudopredictive future-past by DrippingGoofball October 28, 2011

past future 

The past future is a time where there are dinosaurs with robot arms.

Ex: What is the past future?

past future by Doodlerzs August 16, 2014

Hottest person in the world past, present, and future 

Justin Watt

I just had a date with the hottest person in the world past, present, and future.

Who? Justin Watt?

Hottest person in the world past, present, and future by Luckiestgirlever January 31, 2022

forget the past, walk the present, create future 

it is a phrase created by CsL in conjunction with new year eve to remind people around to leave what is deemed past and create your own desired future path.

don't be sad, as what past is deemed to be past. So, "forget the past, walk the present, create future".

forget the past, walk the present, create future by bryancsl January 4, 2012

The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect

We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.

I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!

The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect by brettuthius August 11, 2018

Days-Of-Future-Pasting

When a movie in a series has events that nullify the events shown in some or all of the preceding movies.

Taken from the 2014 film X-Men: Days Of Future Past where events in the film cancelled out 5 of the preceding 6 films (X-Men 1, 2, 3, Origins, The Wolverine).

"Hey, man; have you seen the new trailer for Terminator: Genisys? If old Arnie is going back to confront young Arnie, then Paramount Pictures are Days-Of-Future-Pasting the other four movies."

Days-Of-Future-Pasting by ByteBasher May 7, 2015