half stiffy

HALF STIFFY means a half erect penis.
As I was soaping myself down in the shower I noticed the p.e teacher was watching with a HALF STIFFY.
by lowdown November 16, 2004
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hambone

"I'M goin down south get my HAMBONE boiled,these women uo north done made it spoiled." (FROM BLUES SINGER HAMBONE WILLIE NEWBURN)
by lowdown November 18, 2004
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futter

Refers to the sound of slapping against the buttocks during sex.FUTTERING
If you want to earn your bread and butter.
best you learn then how to futter
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ham shandy

Whenever I am feeling randy
my only recourse is a good HAM SHANDY
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going down south

The performance of oral sex,usually cunnilingus but may also refer to fellatio.
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wrinkly

An elderly person.
An old croc face.
An old fart.
An old aged pensioner.
I was was taking a walk on Budleigh salterton beach the other day and an old WRINKLY stepped out from a beach hut.
He was bollock naked.
by Lowdown November 16, 2004
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rodgering

The vicar gave the choir boy such a RODGERING that the poor boy could not sit down for a week.
by lowdown November 18, 2004
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