futcha

Said by Chef on South Park, it is basically 'fuck you', although it can't offend uptight pricks because it isn't technically profane.

Now children, normally I wouldn't say this, but... futcha.

I think he just told us to go fuck ourselves.

futcha by Dude April 16, 2005

Friend Futcher

Code word for lads to use when a new friend comes in and tries to hit on your girl. Futcher is the Hindi meaning for Future, this is a friend to watch out for in the future. Once he’s made his way into your inner circle, he’ll turn into a sex pest, hanging outside your house, following your girl everywhere she goes like a rat up a drain pipe.

Code for the boys to say straight away so you can straighten him out as soon he goes into the gents with a Glaswegian kiss.

Bro, we’ve never seen you here before, where did you say you’re from?

Friend 2, warns of friend Futcher

Friend Futcher by sWanker March 25, 2021

Fetcham 

a very little village... atatched onto the side of Bookham, and lumped next to a Leather head. Pretty awesome place really. Where else do you get a bakers and a pet shop?

have you been to Fetcham yet?

no......

WHY NOT!!! It's one of the seven wonders of the world!!!

Fetcham by hehehehehhehehe :D September 24, 2011

futchu 

a different way to say fuck you

futchu bitch

futchu by TheLadyBlacknight September 20, 2023

Furcha 

Furcha is a slang word combining the common phrase "for sure" with a loose reference to "cha" (slang for yea). The beauty of "furcha" is that it combines three words that would normally take up too much room with a positively mellifluous result. Alternatives include: furche, furcheez, cha, furchur

Shaunasia: Hey Boo, I know you wanna go to the crib tonight?
Wilton: Aw, furcha!

Furcha by naffington January 17, 2011

Futch 

A lesbian, dyke or other variety of queer woman who possesses or displays qualities and identifiers of both butch and femme. (noun)

Futch (adjective) describes:
a) a non-standard display of female masculinity, which contains elements of the feminine (such as clothing, walk, cosmetics, shoes).
b) a non-standard display of queer femininity, containing elements of the masculine (such as clothing, walk, cosmetics, shoes).

If butch/femme is a spectrum, a futch may be found at any or all of the points in between.

A futch presentation may occasionally be ephemeral, caused by the migration of an woman's queer self-identity, but is much more likely to be ongoing and deliberate; reflecting an individual's own position of comfort on the queer gender presentation scale.

Tila Tequila's date, Dani Campbell, a lesbian firefighter from Florida, claims she invented the word "futch" to describe herself as being part butch, part femme. However, a spot of research will reveal that the word has been in moderate usage in the dyke community since at least 1990. Dani would have had to be a very inventive little futch at 11 to be the word's progenitor.

Sometimes futch sighting is a false positive, as in the case of many rural women who make the gaydar spang wildly, but who are merely hetero women who portray common lesbian markers, such as speaking firmly, gesturing strongly, taking no nonsense, and using no botox. While wearing boots.

As I was getting ready for my date with the new girl, I had a hard time deciding whether to put on my suit and tie or my heels and dress. Good thing she likes a futch, because it doesn't matter which I pick.

Futch by Miselaineous October 19, 2009

fatchav786 

A name for only Gods.

I name thee Fatchav786

fatchav786 by Fatchav786 December 31, 2020