Fusses 

To give attention and to a pet or person by scratching them lightly with hands/fingernails.

Did you do much last night? No, I stayed home and gave the dog fusses.

Fusses by Havoc the dog February 25, 2022

Fussey

A queer farming male from Market Rasen. Likes drinking wife-beating beers and eating sausages ten times a day. A Fussey is obsessed with Keiran Lee porn, and generally tends to masturbate during fire alarms.

A Fussey always wears a hoody, and listens to shitty Eminem at ridiculous volumes. They like to flood their university bedrooms and make their flatmates suffer with the awful mouldy carpet smell for weeks.

Look at that Fussey, with them sausages and Shloer.

Fussey by Secret 16 March 2, 2010

Fussell 

Main Entry: 1Fuss•ell
Pronunciation: \`fəs-sōl\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): fuss•ell \ fuss•ell•er
Etymology: Middle English Fesouel
Date: 13th century

1: something produced by mistake <a typographical fussell>; especially : a postage stamp exhibiting a consistent flaw (as a wrong color) in its manufacture
2 a: the difference between an observed or calculated value and a true value; specifically : variation in measurements, calculations, or observations of a quantity due to mistakes or to uncontrollable factors b: the amount of deviation from a standard or specification
3: a deficiency or imperfection in structure or function <fussell of metabolism>
1 : a wrong judgment
4 : a wrong action or statement proceeding from faulty judgment, inadequate knowledge, or inattention
5 a: a disordered, untidy, offensive, or unpleasant state or condition <your room is in a fussell> b: one that is disordered, untidy, offensive, or unpleasant usually because of blundering, laxity, or misconduct <the movie is a fussell, as sloppy in concept as it is in execution — Judith Crist>

Main Entry: 1Fuss•ell
Pronunciation: \`f&#601;s-s&#333;l\
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): fuss•ell•ed \ fuss•ell \ fuss•ell•ing
Etymology: Middle English Fesouel
Date: 13th century

transitive verb
1: to blunder in the choice of <fusselled her way in the dark>
2 a: to misunderstand the meaning or intention of <don't fussell me, I mean exactly what I said> b: to make a wrong judgment of the character or ability of
3: to identify wrongly : confuse with another <I fusselled him for his brother>
1 : to handle roughly
4 a: to make dirty or untidy —often used with up<don't fussell up your room> b: to mix up —often used with up<really fusselled up my life>
5: to interfere with —often used with up<magnetic storms that fussell up communications — Time>
6: to rough up —often used with up<fussell him up good so he won't cheat us again>

intransitive verb
1: to be wrong <you fusselled when you thought I laughed at you — Thomas Hardy>
2: to make a mess
3 a: <children like to fussell around with paints> b: to handle or play with something especially carelessly <don't fussell with my camera> —often used with around c: to take an active interest in something or someone <fusselling around with new video techniques>; also <fusselling in other people's affairs> <you'd better not fussell with me>
4: to become confused or make an error —usually used with up

<your room is in a fussell>
<the movie is a fussell, as sloppy in concept as it is in execution — Judith Crist>
<fusselled her way in the dark>
<I fusselled him for his brother>

Fussell by Jarred Dewhite March 21, 2008

not too fussed 

The act of being ambivalent and or uncaring about an outcome.

``Hey dude, do you want Swiss or Cheddar cheese?''
``Meh, not too fussed mate.''

not too fussed by thehelix June 2, 2010

Füsseldorf 

The act of defecating out the window of a moving vehicle.

Ryan just couldn't hold it until the next rest stop so he füsseldorfed on route 80.

Füsseldorf by 55378008 May 2, 2017

Musser Fusser 

One who Fusses a Musser

Matt why are you such a musser fusser!?

Musser Fusser by DatMusser February 28, 2013

Fesses

French Canadian slang for buttocks. One butt cheek would be "fess" and both butt cheeks would be "fesses"

Sit your fess in the chair! Both Fesses!

Fesses by Mrberlinnh September 18, 2014