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Fussband 

A husband who just won't let his wife be. Hence, he bickers and bitches and fusses around all the time leading to increased altercations and / or noisy arguments.
Mary: Can I work for a couple more hours today ?

Boss: That's weird, why would you want to do that ?

Mary: Because my stupid fussband back home would spoil my day if he had me to his command so early and I really need to get some good peace of mind to rest!
Fussband by InfinitZ May 5, 2011
Related Words
fusob • Fusband • fussbudget • fasob • Fusome • fujobait • FUSB • FUSBI • fuso • Fugobagina

Fussblog 

A site where people go to share their rants about day to day life. You can post comments anonymously or not. It's not too shabby and it's integrated with popular social networks.
Ryan: Someone really needs to put that b**** in her place!

Paul: Try Fussblog. Post your gripe anonymously and then share it on Facebook.

Ryan: Good idea!
Fussblog by netgeek2005 September 22, 2010

fussbudget 

NOUN:
A person who is always complaining or putting up a fuss. Derived from a combination of the word "fuss" and "budget," which used to mean a type of container.
Stop complaining, you old fussbudget.

Shirley's such a fussbudget. All she ever does is whine.
fussbudget by James J. Mitchell October 23, 2006
- Dang I can't decide which one of these 2 asses is nicer
- Time to call the FUSBI
- Oh rite good call
FUSBI by gambitoz March 30, 2009
The name of a "rock" band composed of middle-aged burnouts and a young Asian male who gained some notoreity when their strange music video appeared on Youtube as one of the "Worst Music Videos Ever."
"FUSBI's 'Come on Back' is the worst music video ever!"
FUSBI by FUSBI's #1 Fan January 10, 2010
Its not awesome, its not nice, its not wonderful, its just fusome (fucking awesome)

Its THE word, nothing better than it.
Kelly Kyle is the most Fusome girl ever <3
Fusome by acostarican September 26, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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