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Fussband 

A husband who just won't let his wife be. Hence, he bickers and bitches and fusses around all the time leading to increased altercations and / or noisy arguments.
Mary: Can I work for a couple more hours today ?

Boss: That's weird, why would you want to do that ?

Mary: Because my stupid fussband back home would spoil my day if he had me to his command so early and I really need to get some good peace of mind to rest!
Fussband by InfinitZ May 5, 2011
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Julie just introduced me to her fusband, Greg.
Fusband by Axemantitan December 5, 2009
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An affectionate term used for a future husband (fiance)
Look what my fusband got me for my birthday
Fusband by Moony88 November 25, 2009
Taylor: *scrolling through Zillow*
Taylor: "Oh my fusband is going to love this outdoor grill"
Fusband by a 17 year old girl March 20, 2016
For describing bad, worthless, annoying, or otherwise undesirable husbands. A "Fucking Husband" for when you just can't say those words. Much like 'fugly'.
Damn! That's some fusband you have there, calling you names like that.
fusband by davidgs July 18, 2010
"Fuzz-band"

Short hand for "Future Husband"
I met my Fusband last night.

Leonardo Dicaprio is my ideal fusband.
Fusband by SHoopla November 4, 2011
A "fusband" is a colloquial or slang term combining "faux" (fake/false) and "husband," referring to a male partner with whom someone lives or acts as if married to, without being legally wed.
Teddy is my fusband for life.
Fusband by TheRealChap26? January 28, 2026