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Fucklematter 

Fucklematter is a girls poop after she had anal sex and some of the mans sperm was still inside her.Thus the sperm entered the poop making it alive and producing a poop that really wants to have sex. Fucklematter will sit in your toilet until your are asleep after it knows you are asleep the Fucklematter will crawl into your genitals, and impregnate you, If you are a guy the Fuckle matter with suck your dick until you ejaculate making the Fucklematter bigger and able to fuck more people
last night my girlfriends Fucklematter had sex with me then it fucked our neighbors.
"Oy Gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz."
ferklempt by JP May 8, 2004

forclempt 

When one becomes overly emotional; all choked up
Talking about my late precious little Poopsie (dog) gets me a little forclempt.
forclempt by Oscar mayer May 21, 2005

farklempt 

Yiddish meaning choked up or not feeling good was often used in Saturday night life by Mike Myers is "Coffee talk"
"Oy, i'm getting a little farklempt, talk amongst yourselfs, i'll give you a topic, Rhode Island neither a road of an island Disscus!"
farklempt by Alex February 13, 2003

ferclempt 

the feeling of being at the brink of tears, usually accompanied with a lump in the throat and a cracking voice.
"Yeah, I admit it, at the ending of 'My Girl' I was ferclempt.
ferclempt by FunThrax January 23, 2007

furlumptuous

Describing an animals furry rolls.
This animal is very furlumptuous.
furlumptuous by ljc13 December 31, 2022