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fuckelstien 

1. the kid at your school that nobody likes but everybody pretends to like him.
2. the kid that makes up stories about how his weekend was insane when everyone knows that it's not true.
3. the kid that always has to one up you on everything.
4. the kid that everyone talks about behind his back.
"jake lies so much, he is such a fuckelstien."
fuckelstien by rypie November 4, 2007
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Fuckenstein 

Dude i just fuckensteined my grandma
Fuckenstein by BaB Money December 16, 2015

Fuckenstein 

King of monstrously fucking up in a "you blew it dude" sorta way.
Your friend pisses himself trying to get some from a hot chick.

You say "Fuckenstein, you need a mop"
Fuckenstein by Gothic April 29, 2005

Fucklestein 

What the fuck just happened, was that real or the drugs talking
What the fucklestein was that?!
What the fucklestein were you thinking?!
Fucklestein by Crazy Killer September 29, 2012

Finkelstien 

taking a hit of weed, hold the smoke while taking a shot and chugging a beer then exhale. A.K.A Strikeout
nah, thats a Finkelstien
Finkelstien by alfonzo3000 March 16, 2011

Fuckelsticks 

A word of which is used to describe a bad situation involving a group of people.
“Fuckelsticks, we’re screwed!”

Uriel Finkelstien 

A tallish white boy who pretends to be British to impress the ladies
“Is he actually British?”
“No he’s Uriel Finkelstien “
Uriel Finkelstien by Yomoha123 November 24, 2021
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