Let me get this straight. You jumped out of an airplane, parachuted into the jungle, and kayaked down the river for fun? You are seriously a funpig!
by KC Thomas January 14, 2008
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Colin: No I think I’m just going to sit on the couch all night.
Jesse: Dude lets go out, quit being such a fucking funpire.
Colin: No I think I’m just going to sit on the couch all night.
Jesse: Dude lets go out, quit being such a fucking funpire.
by jessp July 16, 2007
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A pig for fun. An individual who makes a pig of himself in the consumption of fun. Also - an enforcer of fun. An agent of fun that protects and serves the interests of fun.
by I'm Brett Jackson April 16, 2008
Get the fun pig mug.A funpire is someone that will suck the fun out of anyone in their general vicinity; a fun sponge, like they need to suck everyone's fun to stop themselves aging because they're actually a centuries old hag
by CassieWin July 12, 2023
Get the Funpire mug.A pipe o' fun. Obviously. Also, was going to be the domain name of the best website ever, but some other fucker beat us to it by literally hours. Probably a German porn site by now.
It was going to be great. We were going to become a phenomenon. People were going to talk about funpipie all the time. there would have been a spin-off TV show and everything.
Stay tuned to find out what we call it instead.
It was going to be great. We were going to become a phenomenon. People were going to talk about funpipie all the time. there would have been a spin-off TV show and everything.
Stay tuned to find out what we call it instead.
"Wow, dude! That site with the English dudes that was going to be called funpipe.com until some German stole the domain name is bitchen'!"
- A person in the know.
- A person in the know.
by Stooo April 5, 2003
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