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A funpire is a person who sucks the fun out of a situation, or event.
Jesse: Hey Colin do you want to go “d-town” to the bars!

Colin: No I think I’m just going to sit on the couch all night.

Jesse: Dude lets go out, quit being such a fucking funpire.
funpire by jessp July 16, 2007
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funpidity 

Skydiving is Funpidity.
funpidity by AP34 January 31, 2015
A pig for fun. An individual who makes a pig of himself in the consumption of fun. Also - an enforcer of fun. An agent of fun that protects and serves the interests of fun.
"Only true fun pigs could last the full three days of Courtney's going-away party..."
fun pig by I'm Brett Jackson April 16, 2008
A funpire is someone that will suck the fun out of anyone in their general vicinity; a fun sponge, like they need to suck everyone's fun to stop themselves aging because they're actually a centuries old hag
Linda is such a funpire, she must have sneezed out a jellyfish
Funpire by CassieWin July 12, 2023
A pipe o' fun. Obviously. Also, was going to be the domain name of the best website ever, but some other fucker beat us to it by literally hours. Probably a German porn site by now.
It was going to be great. We were going to become a phenomenon. People were going to talk about funpipie all the time. there would have been a spin-off TV show and everything.
Stay tuned to find out what we call it instead.
"Wow, dude! That site with the English dudes that was going to be called funpipe.com until some German stole the domain name is bitchen'!"
- A person in the know.
funpipe by Stooo April 5, 2003
A curly headed fuck that has yet to shave ones genitals.
This black chick has a funpie that has yet to be taken care of.
Funpie by Godsbrothernate September 7, 2011