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granny fannying 

Seeking out mature women for sexual adventures
Are you coming to the tea dance tonight Jim,

Yep I'm up for some granny fannying
granny fannying by mitch00uk April 3, 2015
Funning is a word you use when someone has asked you "Are you having fun?" or something annoying while you are trying to enjoy something. Instead of just saying "Yes, I am having fun." You can say: "I'm funning!" and then the person who asked will now begin to ask people "Are you funning?" This word is for convenience, so use it.
Person: Playing video games
Annoying guy: "Are you having fun?"

Person: "Ya, I'm funning, now go away man."

Fannying around 

To saunter around or to not take something seriously.
Stop fannying around and do your homework!
Fannying around by Dawn Phoenix September 29, 2011
To mess about, to waste time on needless activities, largely resulting in a commendable achievment of fuck all. Often causing lateness. Also called "fannying about" by the more conservative of you. Females specialise in fannying, hence the term "fanny". However there are famous males such as George Bush who bear the hallmarks of fannying. The Iraq war being one of George Bush's most famous incidents of fannying about.
1. "I'm sorry, but to me foreplay is just beating around the bush. It's too much fannying about for my liking."
2."Oi, Ieaun, no fannying this time, we meet at twelve! Not a quarter to one or in another life as insects who only live for a day! Which you'd spend fannying!"
fannying by No Name Johnny September 22, 2005

funnoying 

funny and annoying at the same time
L - Hey, look at this pic.
V - ...That's disturbing...
C - Nah, that's funnoying.
funnoying by V-person November 5, 2006

funning on the real 

I am not qualified to define this term, and you are not qualified to understand it.
Her refined mockery of the socio-psycho underpinnings of society stood as an exemplar of what funning on the real is all about.
funning on the real by Nayest June 22, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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