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Funny Boner 

When you hit you Funny Bone so hard you get a Boner
Person 1: yo what's up dawg *hits funny bone*
Person 2: damn dog did you just get a Funny Boner
Person 1: no, What the fuck are you on about *said In very agonizing pain*
Person 3: *opens door* *yells down hallway* it's when you hit your funny bone so hard you get a boner
Person 1: Really?
Person 2 and 3: yea dawg fr fr
Funny Boner by Jack P. Ness October 27, 2019

Funnyberry 

An overweight and unattractive female. She alters the state of mind of men within a 10 foot radius, paralyzing and furiously dry humping them. Rarely detected without the use of beer goggles, the funnyberry’s dry-rape is often not experienced by sober, or ironically, “dry” individuals.
Guy 1: Check out that eye candy over there, bro!
Guy 2: How much have you had to drink? That girl's a total funnyberry.
Funnyberry by FunnyberryFan June 30, 2011

Funny Boner 

Purposely slamming your elbow against any thing hard then masturbating with the hand from the same arm while it tingles.
"Why is your elbow black and blue?"
"I needed that extra bit of excitement while beating off last night and overdid a funny boner."
Funny Boner by uncleM October 13, 2009

funny boner 

when you laugh so hard you say you have a funny boner
I love you +Extremely Decent! You make me laugh so hard! I have a funny boner! :-D
funny boner by discolust May 4, 2015

funnymoneypoobabah

A figurative expression relating to the terms of endearment accentuated by the prolonged definitive junctions posing two llama heads rotating between blooming clocks.
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funnybones emo!

when you see an emo blurt out funnybones emo! its supposedly amusing
random eshlass: funnybones emo!
togsy and gavin: roflmaowdc!
funnybones emo! by d= January 25, 2008