Funnyberry

An overweight and unattractive female. She alters the state of mind of men within a 10 foot radius, paralyzing and furiously dry humping them. Rarely detected without the use of beer goggles, the funnyberry’s dry-rape is often not experienced by sober, or ironically, “dry” individuals.

Guy 1: Check out that eye candy over there, bro!
Guy 2: How much have you had to drink? That girl's a total funnyberry.