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ROFLMAOWTASOUMHTAEFT  

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while taking a shit on ur moms hairy tits and eating french toast
Wong: knock knock
Chong: whos there
Wong: boo
Chong: boo hoo
Wong: well you dont have to cry about it
Chong: ROFLMAOWTASOUMHTAEFT !!11! !

roflmaowasomh 

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off With A Sombrero On My Head.
Used on MSN and other networking sites.
Person 1: Woah, that is so funny!
Person 2: ROFLMAOWASOMH!
roflmaowasomh by lisaaaar August 10, 2009

roflmaoaicscismp 

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off And I Can't Stop Cos I'm Shitting My Pants
Guy nr. 1: Here's a joke: JOKE!!!!!
Guy nr. 2: roflmaoaicscimp!!! That's funny!
roflmaoaicscismp by Eirik May 7, 2005

ROFLMAOKCAB 

Rolling,On,Floor,Laughing,My,Ass,Off,Kicking,Cats,And,Babies, a term coined online for laughing at a joke made by a close friend that will one day result in an amazing nickname, inside joke, or story.
Joe: What if I started calling you (hooliganvonhooliganberg), and then i told your work that was your new name, they would be like HOOLIGANVONHOOLIGANBERG, WTF, WE USED THREE NAME TAGS TO DO THIS NAME, GET OUT OF OUR STORE NOW!!

Steve:ROFLMAOKCAB

Jack: BILL LOOKS AT GAY (pr0nz)

Joey: Dude, ROFLMAOKCAB
ROFLMAOKCAB by sprinkles7897 December 6, 2009

roflmaowsjakpdiobwcr 

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while shitting jellybeans and kissing p.diddys infamous orange butthole while caressing rocks
paul: why did the chicken cross the road?
wall: why?
paul: to get on the other side
wall: roflmaowsjakpdiobwcr

roflmaoasc 

Roflmaoasc is a variant of the well known roflmao(:rolling on the floor laughing my 4$$ off) and means:

rolling on the floor laughing my 4$$ off and scaring the cat

..which adds even more to the greatness of the laugh, resulting in the kind of laugh many people have died happy from

Cats don't like this kind of stuff, others find it funny, but most are too scared.
-The day Microsoft will make something that will not suck, will be the day they will start making vacuum cleaners.
-ROFLMAOASC!!1
roflmaoasc by MadCatMk2 March 6, 2007