Funnelcaking

Drinking from a beer funnel and then eating cake as a chaser. As seen in the film Dirty 30.

"The peanut butter beer and chocolate cake was the best funnelcaking combo."

by adsdasadsaasd April 08, 2017

Funnelcaking

To perform oral sex on a woman while eating a funnel cake out of her.

Was an inside joke in the old Yahoo Chat Pro Wrestling room. Became defictionalized by many frequent chatters.

I just got done funnelcaking Kate. She loves her some funnelcaking.

by Ollie Churpuzzi August 28, 2016

funnelcake

to have dry anal sex until the blood acts as a lubricant, then continue the act of anal sex until completion.

yeah i gave mary the ol' funnelcake last night.

by frank valente August 02, 2006

Norwegian Funnelcake

A sex position when one man folds himself into a trash can while sucking his own dick. While, 4 other guys are jacking off on him. If there’s five guys, then it’s just fucking gay.

I heard Ranthany died while doing the Norwegian Funnelcake.

by LargeOldMansPen-is March 10, 2018

indiana funnelcake

when you shoot your wad into your gay buddies butthole,,then he sprays it all over your face then you both go crappie fishing

lets do an indiana funnelcake tonight, ive been meaning to exfoliate my face anyways.

by Long Hair Rob March 14, 2018

Funnelcaking

During intercourse, at the moment of climax, a man funnelcakes when he ejaculates atop his partner in a swirled or waved pattern.

Person 1: I heard Andre was funnelcaking Gennifer last weekend.
Person 2: No way! Thats both gross and awesome at the same time!

by Hartnett's Yard June 10, 2011