fungalitis

when you die before pulling any bitches but you also have foot fungus

maia: hey sofia do you have fungalitis
sofia: ya bro i get no bitches and my foot is nasty as fuck bruh

by fartlicker69 May 18, 2022

Fungalitus

According to Vivian (YouTube Channel Vivian Tries) Fungalitus is present on items that you think are clean but you're not sure.

I just got these new metal straws at the Dollar Store. They are probably okay to use but I think I'll put them through the dishwasher just in case they have Fungalitus inside that I can't see.

by kaman25 January 18, 2020

Finalitis

The condition suffered by students during the week of finals. Common symptoms usually include chronic headache, narcolepsy, and cravings for cheap mexican food.

"Joey can't seem to keep his eyes open, those tests must have given him some bad finalitis."

by Garexus June 6, 2007

fungitis

Fungitis is a state of mind in fantasy sports where one over values shitty players

Damn that was a horrible trade, you got fungitis man!

by HakeemOlajuwon January 19, 2017

Testicular Fondalitis

An unofficial medical term referring to the urge to continually fondle ones testicles. This is generally done through a piece of clothing such as boxers. This disorder is relatively uncommon and usually affects only young and immature males.

Greg - "Dr i have a problem, i can't seem to stop fondling my testicles."
Dr - "Greg you appear to have Testicular Fondalitis."

by Sand Ninja C January 11, 2009

Finalitis

A disease that eats away your brain at the end of finals week and will not allow you to study for your last day of finals. A disease similar to senioritis, but more advanced

You studying for your last final tonight?
>F*ck no I got finalitis...I'm just gonna wing it tomorrow

by Duke_0302 May 6, 2010

fagalitis

1. The medical term to one that has been diagnosed with being a fag.
2. Having homosexual irritation (i.e. been fucked up the ass too much)

His fagalitis is what caused him to be the loser at the party.

by mo June 10, 2006