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when you die before pulling any bitches but you also have foot fungus

maia: hey sofia do you have fungalitis
sofia: ya bro i get no bitches and my foot is nasty as fuck bruh

fungalitis by fartlicker69 May 18, 2022

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Fungalitus

According to Vivian (YouTube Channel Vivian Tries) Fungalitus is present on items that you think are clean but you're not sure.

I just got these new metal straws at the Dollar Store. They are probably okay to use but I think I'll put them through the dishwasher just in case they have Fungalitus inside that I can't see.

Fungalitus by kaman25 January 18, 2020

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Finalitis

The condition suffered by students during the week of finals. Common symptoms usually include chronic headache, narcolepsy, and cravings for cheap mexican food.

"Joey can't seem to keep his eyes open, those tests must have given him some bad finalitis."

Finalitis by Garexus June 6, 2007

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fungitis

Fungitis is a state of mind in fantasy sports where one over values shitty players

Damn that was a horrible trade, you got fungitis man!

fungitis by HakeemOlajuwon January 19, 2017

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Testicular Fondalitis

An unofficial medical term referring to the urge to continually fondle ones testicles. This is generally done through a piece of clothing such as boxers. This disorder is relatively uncommon and usually affects only young and immature males.

Greg - "Dr i have a problem, i can't seem to stop fondling my testicles."
Dr - "Greg you appear to have Testicular Fondalitis."

Testicular Fondalitis by Sand Ninja C January 11, 2009

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Finalitis

A disease that eats away your brain at the end of finals week and will not allow you to study for your last day of finals. A disease similar to senioritis, but more advanced

You studying for your last final tonight?
>F*ck no I got finalitis...I'm just gonna wing it tomorrow

Finalitis by Duke_0302 May 6, 2010

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fagalitis

1. The medical term to one that has been diagnosed with being a fag.
2. Having homosexual irritation (i.e. been fucked up the ass too much)

His fagalitis is what caused him to be the loser at the party.

fagalitis by mo June 10, 2006

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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