8 definitions by nocharge
A derivative of “digging your chili,” a phrase thrown about in the early aughts mostly in Cincinnati, Ohio to express a liking for someone.
Over time, with the corruption and degradation of decent society, the phrase transformed into “dickin’ your chili.”
Not to be confused with “dick in your chili” which in some regions is known as a “chili dog.”
Over time, with the corruption and degradation of decent society, the phrase transformed into “dickin’ your chili.”
Not to be confused with “dick in your chili” which in some regions is known as a “chili dog.”
Betsy: Hi friend, Happy Tuesday, I’m really dickin’ your chili!
Philip: Excuse me??
Betsy: I’m dickin’ your chili!
Phillip: No thanks.
Philip: Excuse me??
Betsy: I’m dickin’ your chili!
Phillip: No thanks.
by nocharge May 26, 2023
Hillbilly cover for risky midday sexual rendezvous.
When Gerald's wife left work early and arrived home before him, he was surprised to see her sitting on the porch with the shotgun when he got out of his truck prior to his scheduled 4:30 arrival.
When Lucinda asked him where he had been, he said "Out with the girls rippin lips." Lucinda took this to mean he had taken his nieces to the pond to catch some catfish.
Gerald was actually at the Lookout Lodge with Denise and Jackie for 45 minutes enjoying the most carefree day in their menstrual cycles.
Notice Gerald did not lie to Lucinda.
When Gerald's wife left work early and arrived home before him, he was surprised to see her sitting on the porch with the shotgun when he got out of his truck prior to his scheduled 4:30 arrival.
When Lucinda asked him where he had been, he said "Out with the girls rippin lips." Lucinda took this to mean he had taken his nieces to the pond to catch some catfish.
Gerald was actually at the Lookout Lodge with Denise and Jackie for 45 minutes enjoying the most carefree day in their menstrual cycles.
Notice Gerald did not lie to Lucinda.
by nocharge June 12, 2023
Once you've cleared all the bases with Janice in the back of your dad's '72 Buick it's time to take her upstairs and show her the Seven Holy Founders. She wants you to take her to church.
Rick: I heard Greg is taking Janice to the Olive Garden tonight. I didn't know he was so loaded. He must really like her.
Brian: Yeah, but I heard she said that he could show her the Seven Holy Founders after if he paid for endless breadsticks.
Rick: Damn!
Brian: Yeah, but I heard she said that he could show her the Seven Holy Founders after if he paid for endless breadsticks.
Rick: Damn!
by nocharge October 23, 2023
Elizabeth: I know I wear dresses a lot that are too big, and look like they came from the 19th century, but I really like them. Don't make fun of me. It hurts my fellings.
Jonathan: Sorry, it's how I fell.
Jonathan: Sorry, it's how I fell.
by nocharge July 31, 2023
When someone engages in a bad act, but they want the person they fucked over to be grateful. Best known example is the deposition of Donald Trump in the case of E. Jean Carroll where the former president explains that he and other celebrities, or "stars," have been grabbing pussies without permission for millennia.
Josey: Carl, did you just eat the entire bucket of popcorn chicken that I brought for lunch and put in the fridge with my name on it?
Carl (imitating the 45th President of the United States): I did, in fact, eat all of the popcorn chicken unfortunately, or fortunately. *rubs tummy*
Carl (imitating the 45th President of the United States): I did, in fact, eat all of the popcorn chicken unfortunately, or fortunately. *rubs tummy*
by nocharge May 15, 2023
A real pot o' gold if you can find it. Often hidden in hard to reach places. It's felt the tip of many a finger, but the ultimate grasp is elusive to most.
Scott: Bro! Bro! No way! Dude, are you the one who found Betsy's wallet?!
Robert: Fucken right. That's me bro.
Robert: Fucken right. That's me bro.
by nocharge May 15, 2023
The deep understanding that you are in some shit you should not be in.
Don't confuse with regrets. Regrets are a normal feeling everyone has when they can't attend a party, or when you make a mistake that you're really sorry about. Regerts are different. Regerts are when you begin to reassess whether you've actually ever made a good decision ever in your life.
Don't confuse with regrets. Regrets are a normal feeling everyone has when they can't attend a party, or when you make a mistake that you're really sorry about. Regerts are different. Regerts are when you begin to reassess whether you've actually ever made a good decision ever in your life.
Margaret: What's up, bud? You seem off.
John: I got a squid tattoo on my lower arm last night. I have regerts.
John: I got a squid tattoo on my lower arm last night. I have regerts.
by nocharge July 31, 2023