Definitions by nocharge
Titsophrenia
The condition of seeing tits in places where tits are not present.
Some causes: Too much tit porn. A bad tit experience. Gynecomastia.
Treatments: Stop thinking about titties, and try to find penises. Penises are all around.
Some causes: Too much tit porn. A bad tit experience. Gynecomastia.
Treatments: Stop thinking about titties, and try to find penises. Penises are all around.
She needs to stop putting that vape pen between her breasts. She's gonna end up getting titsophrenia.
Titsophrenia by nocharge December 13, 2023
Parental Notification
TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents
Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?
Bro, my phone is blowing up. So many dots.
What did you post?
A picture of my sandwhich.
Let me see.
Oh, bro. Christmas is next week. This is a parental notification.
Bro, my phone is blowing up. So many dots.
What did you post?
A picture of my sandwhich.
Let me see.
Oh, bro. Christmas is next week. This is a parental notification.
Parental Notification by nocharge December 13, 2023
Titsophrenia
The condition of seeing tits in places where tits are not present.
Some causes: Too much tit porn. A bad tit experience. Gynecosmastia.
Treatments: Stop thinking about titties and try to find penises. Penises are everywhere.
Some causes: Too much tit porn. A bad tit experience. Gynecosmastia.
Treatments: Stop thinking about titties and try to find penises. Penises are everywhere.
She better stop putting that vape pen between her breasts. She's been staring at her titties all day. She's gonna get titsophrenia.
As a survivor of titsophrenia, I agree. When I was addicted to weed I couldn't visit the farmers market for like a whole year.
As a survivor of titsophrenia, I agree. When I was addicted to weed I couldn't visit the farmers market for like a whole year.
Titsophrenia by nocharge November 21, 2023
Parental Notification
That moment when all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned temporary shallow interest of The Rents.
They want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections to nosh on dry turkey and fight about fascism until somebody cries like God intended when he wrote the 5th Commandment (the one about mum and dad).
They're not interested in you, but if you cancel your interest in them you're going to hell. And your dots will go away.
They want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections to nosh on dry turkey and fight about fascism until somebody cries like God intended when he wrote the 5th Commandment (the one about mum and dad).
They're not interested in you, but if you cancel your interest in them you're going to hell. And your dots will go away.
Q: Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?
A; Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.
Q: What did you post?
A: A picture of my sandwich.
Q: Can I see?
A: Sure
Oh, bro. FFS. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
A; Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.
Q: What did you post?
A: A picture of my sandwich.
Q: Can I see?
A: Sure
Oh, bro. FFS. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
Parental Notification by nocharge November 16, 2023
Seven Holy Founders
Once you've cleared all the bases with Janice in the back of your dad's '72 Buick it's time to take her upstairs and show her the Seven Holy Founders. She wants you to take her to church.
Rick: I heard Greg is taking Janice to the Olive Garden tonight. I didn't know he was so loaded. He must really like her.
Brian: Yeah, but I heard she said that he could show her the Seven Holy Founders after if he paid for endless breadsticks.
Rick: Damn!
Brian: Yeah, but I heard she said that he could show her the Seven Holy Founders after if he paid for endless breadsticks.
Rick: Damn!
Seven Holy Founders by nocharge October 23, 2023
Regerts
The deep understanding that you are in some shit you should not be in.
Don't confuse with regrets. Regrets are a normal feeling everyone has when they can't attend a party, or when you make a mistake that you're really sorry about. Regerts are different. Regerts are when you begin to reassess whether you've actually ever made a good decision ever in your life.
Don't confuse with regrets. Regrets are a normal feeling everyone has when they can't attend a party, or when you make a mistake that you're really sorry about. Regerts are different. Regerts are when you begin to reassess whether you've actually ever made a good decision ever in your life.