funfiction 

A funfiction is a type of fanfiction where real people such as friends are set on an adventure or silly journeys. These can include the same elements as fanfiction such as shipping or fictional characters from game media and such.

I’m going to write a funfiction about Sherry and me discovering the city of Atlantis.

funfiction by Hauniete June 12, 2018

Famfiction

Researching your genealogy on Ancestry.com and embellishing your lineage with all sorts of famous connections which may or may not be accurate.

When I discovered on Ancestry.com that I was a direct descendant of English and Scottish kings, I immediately published my Famfiction on all my social media accounts.

Famfiction by Bogrimm January 9, 2017

fanfiction green 

Fanfiction Green is the color of Jensen Ackles' eyes.

Person 1: What color is Jensen's eyes?
Person 2: His eyes are fanfiction green.

fanfiction green by Kitty Sutton October 9, 2013

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being 

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

Fanfuction 

Fanfiction written with the goal of a hot sex scene in mind.

A word invented in error (by The Sci-Fi Bard) that describes exactly what certain fanfiction is about - i.e. SEX

Fanfiction with an 18/NC-17 rating due to sex scenes.

"I only read it cause it was fanfuction and I was horny..."

"I was all worked up and on my own, so I wrote some fanfuction to take the edge off..."

"That Otalia fanfuction was so good I have to go take a cold shower!"

Fanfuction by The Sci-Fi Bard September 24, 2009

high-functioning sociopath 

1. Sherlock Holmes

2. Not a psychopath

3. Not a hero

"Do your research, I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high functioning sociopath."

"A high-functioning sociopath. With your number."

high-functioning sociopath by The Empty Hearse January 13, 2014

bringing the midpack to the function 

To bring poor quality weed to the party/event.

“Typical Weasleys bringing the midpack to the function,” - Malfoy

bringing the midpack to the function by DefeaterOfMid June 30, 2022