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Dirty Funcia Dammer
A term denoting a highly specific sexual scenario involving extreme power dynamics. The act describes a submissive individual, designated as the "Funcia," being dominated by an authoritative figure, the "Dammer," within an educational setting. The specific configuration involves the Dammer performing irrumatio upon the Funcia while simultaneously receiving anilingus. The neologism itself is a composite, with "dirty" signifying the transgressive nature of the act, while "Funcia" and "Dammer" are invented terms that codify the submissive and dominant roles, respectively. The fantasy is rooted in the eroticization of institutional power structures and the complete subjugation of one party to the other.
Rafael: "What are we doing in class today?"
Ulrich: "Today we're looking at forces in a circuit"
Rafael: "Nooo, don't tell me we're doing the Dirty Funcia Dammer"
Ulrich: "Ye..."
Ulrich: "Today we're looking at forces in a circuit"
Rafael: "Nooo, don't tell me we're doing the Dirty Funcia Dammer"
Ulrich: "Ye..."
Dirty Funcia Dammer by Ulrich_Paddel May 4, 2026
Related Words
funcia • Dirty Funcia Dammer • funical • fanciality • fencial • fuenciado • Funcan • Funcarian Squiggler • funcation • funcha
fuenciado
The official name of Vic Fuentes and Jaime Preciado from Pierce the Veil as a couple. The term became popular for them during Warped Tour 2012 due to the highly noticeable amount of affection they began sharing on camera (in almost every interview during that time it was just them alone together instead of the full band, obviously meaning that they were trying to get some steamy alone time). Proof of their relationship can be seen in many photos and videos, including them hugging, holding hands, kissing eachother's hands, sitting on eachother's laps and even verbally hinting at their relationship, as seen in one interview where Vic was asked to introduce himself and name one random fact about himself, to which he answered with "Hey my name is Vic, uh, I sing in a band called Pierce the Veil and I'm, uh, in love with my friend Jaime!" after promptly grasping onto Jaime's forearm. Jaime is apparently more shy about their relationship at times, there being many moments where people have pointed it out and he became flustered. Tony Perry, the band's guitarist, is highly aware of their relationship and is usually the first person to notice when they do something romantic. Mike Fuentes, the band's drummer, however, is oblivious to it, it seems.
fuenciado by Victor Fuentes August 2, 2012
Funchable
A person that is hot enough that you would like to fuck them and in the same time annoying enough that you would like to punch them in the face.
Funcie
Common term used by Ball State Students to refer to Muncie, IN. Used sarcasticly, as students feel that there is nothing to do in Muncie.
Funcie by Liz and Jill September 25, 2005
funcism
The use of racist and/or stereotypical biasing in a closed space where either, nobody around you would care, or you're the only one there.
On the TV show, the one black guy in the show was stabbed in the face. Jeremy saw this and laughed, "He had it comin.. I mean... he's black." funcism
funcism by Kiss of Judas September 27, 2005
fencial
fencial by notcomingonyourownface April 15, 2014
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