fencial 

The act of getting a hand job and intentionally or inadvertently giving yourself a facial.

yeah, Matt totally gave himself a fencial last night

fencial by notcomingonyourownface April 15, 2014

Fecial 

Smearing feces on one's face for beauty

Bailey's so damn pretty, must be because she gives herself two fecials a day.

Fecial by Jakk Donahue September 29, 2008

Fecial Fairies 

Flies. See Poo Pixies; Excrement Elves or Log Lepricauns.

It's you who the Fecial Fairies are attracted to NOT me!!!

Fecial Fairies by Dan Brew August 13, 2006

fenial 

decorative copper pole usually with a ball and finishing as a spike used to decorate your roof

The copper fenials installed on the peaks of the slate tile roof adds an ornamential look to the other wise flat ridge line.

fenial by D. DELL'ANGELO August 7, 2003

fanciality 

owning nicer things than everyone else.

'with money comes fanciality."
- a retard

attractive guy- thats a fancy pizza maker!
retard- with money comes fanciality..

fanciality by rgegerg July 14, 2011

fenial 

noun meaning the decorative items on either end of a curtain pole

Where did you buy those fenials? They're great

fenial by Paul Roberts March 20, 2003

Feacial impaction 

when crap dries up in your large intestine blocking your anal passageway which leaves you in a more worse state than constipation. Doctors have to stick a tube up your arse to scrape/suck out the dried crap, leavig your arse sore for days.

My arse is so sore from my oppointment to the doctos yesterday. They said I had feacial impaction, so they stuck tube up arse.

Feacial impaction by Sabre Z September 18, 2004