fun sucker 

One who sucks fun.

A person who can take any situation where others are enjoying themselves and remove all pleasure from it. Popularised by the Lindsay Lohan movie Freaky Friday.

Bob: Hey, Frank. Wanna go cow-tipping with the guys tonight? It'll be a blast!
Frank: My dog was CRUSHED and KILLED when someone tipped a cow onto him.
Bob: ...

Chris: Hey, Frank. We're down at the river skipping rocks. Wanna come down?
Frank: My dog was KILLED when someone hit him with a rock when he was swimming. He DROWNED.
Chris: ...

George: Frank, you wanna come on a road trip during Spring Break?
Frank: My dog was RUN OVER and KILLED by college students on a road trip.
George: ...
Chris: ...
Bob: Seriously, man. What the fuck.

fun sucker by Lady Chevalier June 24, 2005

fun sucker 

Someone who can find a way to suck the fun out of ANY situation. The said person usually starts off by complaining and/or nagging...before you know it s/he has gone into full suction mode ruining the day.

Your such a fun sucker, fuck off!

fun sucker by BETTY CROCKER June 27, 2006

Fun Sucker 

a person who sucks the fun out of everything

"Man, she's is such a fun sucker..."

Fun Sucker by Banana Selective Hearing March 4, 2008

Fun sucker 

1. One who is known to destroy fun in any given situation. Sometimes quite comically mistaken for sun fucker.

2. An insult aimed at one who has ruined a joke.

3. Slang for 'vacuum cleaner' when said vacuum cleaner is being used to clean up the remnants of the previous night's party.

1. Preppy teenage girl: Gosh, mom, you're such a flippin' fun sucker! But, oh, geez, wait! Could you pick me up some condoms on the way home? 'Kay, thanks.

2. 'Nettie: Fun sucker! =p

3. Emo boy: Dear diary, So my dad beat me over the head with the fun sucker the other day...

Fun sucker by IxBexAxNinja September 8, 2008

Fun Sucker 

Children...because they suck the fun out of your life

Can I bring my fun sucker to the party? No!

Fun Sucker by ZRogers86 June 15, 2018

fun-sucker 

A person who sucks the fun out of something. Usually by being cranky, sullen or critical about an activity that you're enjoying.

You get together with friends for an activity and a person in the group brings everyone else down by being cranky. They are the buzz kill. So, you say, "Everyone else is having a great time! Why are you being a Fun-Sucker?"

fun-sucker by KC09 April 15, 2010

funsucker 

A person who takes the fun out of absolutely everything by being extremely whiny, annoying, bitchy, moody, strict, uptight, etc. People who are like this are a real drag.

Guy 1:We were having a blast mattress surfing behind my bro's 4 wheeler until our neighbors came out and screamed at us.

Guy 2: What a bunch of funsuckers!

funsucker by SupaC November 26, 2010