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Fuckin fumpin 

When a man slits the under part of another man's gooch and fucks it till he cums making a mix of blood and cum
Hey honey wanna try a fuckin fumpin
Fuckin fumpin by Crunchy fingers November 29, 2017
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Aka - Fuming.
If you are fumin' then you are very angry or mad.
It is used alot in the North East of England.
Dez- " Im proper fumin' me, just found out our lass is prega'z."
Fuming is a state of furious anger. It's roots trace from how cartoons are depicted to have steam to come out their ears when they get angry or annoyed, often turning red in the face.
"Did you know Shelly brought the same Prom dress as you?"

"I know, I'm absolutely fuming!"
Fuming by vvvvvxu May 25, 2017
When a British person gets angry
I am Fucking fuming, mega MEGA fucking fuming
Fuming by Miss Fuming January 31, 2019

Fumpkin Job 

When a chick sticks here finger in your bum while giving you a blow job.
Kevin: Miles did that chick give you a "fumpkin job"?
Miles: Yeah dude, I'm not sure if a finger in the bum from a chick giving you head is gay or not.
Kevin: totally not gay bro.
Fumpkin Job by MilesM21 December 19, 2009
Extremely angry. Often used when only slightly frustrated as an exaggeration. Used in Liverpool very often.
I just walked the shop and they didn't have no kinder buenos. FUMIN!
Fumin by cheeky bastard July 8, 2014
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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