fumph

Im not listenin or giving you any recognition.

Man A: Hello there chap ,how are you?

Man B:Fumph.

by Bumbaclut boi January 17, 2004

Fumph

A man who sits in his bathtub and farts and bites the fart bubbles.

Derogatory: He's an awful fumph!

by Reefyburke May 25, 2016

Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink

A spittoon lovin' darn tootin' ole adventurer from Boring Springs.

Accompanied by Gary the Goblin and a looney tooney horse, he travels the West as both a snake oiler and a cow puncher whilst gracefully fending off skeletons, clowns and hat-wearing bandits. What a man.

Guy #1: Who in tire nation is that feller over there diggin thru the spitton?
Guy #2: I gots no idea. What a Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink.

by Minzus February 1, 2021

gorrest fump

The alternate version of Forrest Gump starring Al Gore.

Ma Momma said Box is life a like of locochates, get ya gonna what ya what never know. - Al Gore, Gorrest Fump

by TWC.TV March 5, 2016

Flumphy

A term used for your lover which describes them as being adorable funny with a contagious smile. A person who would withhold this title would be tall, dark and athletic with an obsession with the word ‘AGGHHHHHHHHHHH’

Friend-“Hi who are you waiting for”
You-“I’m waiting for my flumphy”
Friend-“awww isn’t he cute”
Me- “no he’s a flumphy”
(It can only be used for one person and they are called seahorse)

by Seadevil August 22, 2020

fumehead

(n) A perfume or cologne enthusiast. A perfumista.

He's got fifty bottles of cologne in his refrig. Total fumehead!

by Smell-U February 2, 2009

furphish

Someone who is fat, lazy and/or stupid and thinks they are the most important person around.

Murphat is gone now because he was so furphish that he thought he could ride in a plane on his fat ass all day rather than work.

by DmurHphaLtttt May 21, 2010