fumphis 

The line that runs down a man's scrotum separating the two sides

He had an usually well defined fumphis

fumphis by 2 bored guys May 4, 2018

furphish 

Someone who is fat, lazy and/or stupid and thinks they are the most important person around.

Murphat is gone now because he was so furphish that he thought he could ride in a plane on his fat ass all day rather than work.

furphish by DmurHphaLtttt May 21, 2010