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A hyperexamination of someone elses behavior or utterance that usually results in wrongly establishing a determination of their sexual preference.
A: Wow, that guy sure seems like he's a little too interested in musicals.

B: Sheesh dude, a fella wears women's undergarments to work a few times and you gotta go and 'fagnify' the situation. Why don't you lighten up already?
fagnify by Bryan Gilbreath October 1, 2009
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created by Derik Schneider.

To make something fucking ugly.
Dodge continues to fuglify their trucks.
Fuglify by derik schneider December 10, 2003

fugnificent 

to be in a state of freaking awesomeness that the haters around you are blinded by the awesomeness
It was a fugnificent event when Barack Obama was elected President of the United States of America and Bush was evicted from the White house.
At minimum we should get you to funnify our outdated grammar lesson plans.
funnify by TEFL Tara August 20, 2014
To make something fucking ugly, by means of using ones self. To do this you must be fugly.
That fugly ass bitch was trying to use her fugly powers to fuglify me.
fuglify by Btru0115 July 20, 2007

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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