Fuch

The iPhones alternative to fuck. The device pussies out and converts fuck to fuch, as the raw power of said word is able to fry its hardware.

"i give up, i cant study for that test anymore"

"no dude, you cant let the system fuch you. you have to fuch the system!"

by Smackhappy June 1, 2009

Fuch

No one really knows.

I Fuch you. I hate fuch. you look so fuch today.

by Charlenexx February 8, 2008

fuch

A word used to describe the tri-annual event that Danny Devito records himself doing a backhandspring, landing with a split and eating a whole jar of peanut butter and Rob Kardashian's 3 year old shoe box cum, while dancing to Scrubs by TLC.

"You ready to watch the fuch on tv tonight?"

"Hell yeah mayn'

by Curse Pussy really go away December 8, 2018

fuch

an alternative to "Fuck"

"Fuch you!"
"get out of my room, fucher! You are driving me up the Fuching wall!"

by Julia Marino May 17, 2006

fuch

the act of using the sensation of touch in a sexual connotation. the word touch mixed with the "F" word
a cousin of the "F" word.
can also be used as a deroggatory term

lets fuch

fuch you ect.

by buster sherman July 30, 2007

Fuch

Such fuck. i.e. so much fuck

"1 dollah for fuch"
Bro: "hey man I had fuch last night. 6 hours seriously."

by COKERUHORU June 28, 2014

fuch

(FUKE)(v.)
The act of fuching (FUKE-ING

aka. Randi Fuchs is amazing!

1. I'm gonna FUCH THAT HOE!
2. FUCH me!
3. Randi Fuchs

by bellz March 20, 2008