Between his haste to get back to his blind date and the cheap toilet paper, it was inevitable that Vincent's trip to the bathroom would end in fudgefinger.
When you ejaculate inside of a girl during anal sex. She then proceeds to push out your man juice like she normally would in a regular vaginal cream pie but it comes out of her ass instead.
When a baby poops their nappy/diaper. Fudge = poop, huggies = nappy/diaper. Used in the Simpsonsepisode, 'Strong Arms of the Ma.
Bart: 'Ew! Mom, I think Maggie fudged her huggies!'
Marge: 'Bart, don't say it like that, you'll hurt her feelings. (sniffs) Geez, Louise! How did you turn cinnamon applesauce into that?!'