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Fudgsicle 

Fudgsicles share many of the same characteristics as black penis's, long, cold, hard, throbbing. Y'know.
Hey Laqueesha come mount my fudgsicle, its been awaiting you all day.
Fudgsicle by graham lloyd August 17, 2006

Fudgsicle 

When two gay men stick in you and cover there dicks in shit and then you proceed to lick it off.
George and Michael made me eat there fudgsicle
Fudgsicle by SanityLOL February 17, 2015

Fudgsicle 

Having someone suck your dick after you’ve fucked them in the ass
David took Sally home on a hot summer’s night and asked her if she’d like a Fudgsicle (she said yes).
Fudgsicle by Cocomann June 18, 2023

Fudgsicle Squat 

When a man with diarrhea squats onto a penis (or dildo) and shit coats the penis/dildo, then he licks it off
Cletus: Hey baby wanna do a fudgsicle squat with me?
Jerry's uncle: fuck yeah!!

Fairfax Fudgsicle 

The insertion of a feces-covered phallic object into a person's mouth. There are three roles involved in this act: a penetrator, a supplier of feces, and a recipient of the feces-covered phallic object. The roles can be independent, but a given individual can also fill multiple roles.
Since you were so nice and took me to Buca di Beppo, I have been packing in a little treat for ya. Get ready for a Fairfax Fudgsicle for dessert.

Hurling Fudgsicle 

The Hurling Fudgsicle is act of fornication that occurs when a female is in a hunched position while vomiting.

While in this position, the male holds her hair back while entering the anus.
Woman - "Honey, I don't feel good, I think I'm going to hurl."

Man - "Let's turn that into a Hurling Fudgsicle then why don't we?"
Hurling Fudgsicle by Dirty-Dave October 4, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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