Dogears's definitions

handjam

The art of hack coders manually stuffing their crappy fixes into websites through improper means.

That loser completely handjammed those masterpage edits!

by DogEars June 20, 2011

Fauc-you

A play on words to perpetuate the simple act of defiance of our authoritarian Dr. Fauci, "America's Doctor", that hasn't been right about a damn thing since the 80's.

Dr. Fauci: "“You may have to bite the bullet and sacrifice that social gathering unless you’re pretty certain that the people that you’re dealing with are not infected."

Me: "Fauc-you, and the horse you rode in on you midget fuck".

by DogEars November 15, 2020

iFatigue

The endless cycle of Apple products that are released at the pace of a rampaging water buffalo and have little to no practical advancements over the previous versions.

Bob: Did you hear about that new iPhone 5s that is shipping early next year?

Tim: Dude, already? I just bought an iPhone 5...I think I have iFatigue. Would buying a Windows Phone be like, therapy?

by DogEars November 12, 2012

Fudgsicle

When you have anal sex then pull out and insert into receiver's mouth.

Do you want a fudgsicle? Then turn around.

by Dogears December 8, 2011