Fuckdangler

A fuckdangler is somebody who pretends they like/love/are attracted to you and then pull out of the relationship or sexual offer last minute.

Alternatively, it also means people who string you along in a relationship more long-term.

“I never loved you!!! I only dated you because you were there.”
“HOW DARE YOU!!! You... You fucking fuckdangler...”

by C L G June 13, 2020

fuckdiggler

An annoyance of a person seeking or begging for something for which, it can be universally determined, he should not have.

I just paid $15 on Bourbon Street for a six pack of beer and some fuckdiggler walks up to me and asks for one.

by Scottee Mac May 29, 2005

Fucktangle

A situation with endless problems, one where you're fucked, from every angle.

Last night ended up being a fucktangle.

by pseudonymtis February 27, 2019

fuckbungler

Fuckbungler (n): A person who is incompetent in every capacity. They are so poor at everything, they literally cannot even fuck correctly. Hence the term, fuckbungler. One who bungles fucks.

I had to redo the entire report, because my project partner is such an utter fuckbungler.

by The Weasel of Truth November 28, 2015

Fucktangle

A love tringle that is doomed or sordid.

Oh man why did you have to get involved with daisy and her Mom. That is one mother of a fucktangle.

by Cheekywitch July 16, 2010

Devil's Fucktangle

An emotionally triggered individual that makes up new meanings of sex games in order shift focus to his issues with alcohol.

Brett entered the Devil's Fucktangle when he tried to convince the senators that that a sex act was actually a drinking game.

by BrotherBryan October 3, 2018

fucktangle

1. A geometric shape with an inexplicable number of sides and dimensions. No two are ever alike.

What is that? A trapezoid? It doesn't look quite right.

No, that's a fucktangle.

by Me first January 29, 2009