fucktify
fucktify by That crazy guy down the road May 19, 2005
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fucktify
To complicate or overcomplicate such that the actual act, issue or reference is obscured beyond necessity or understanding.
Related Words
fucktify • Fucktifyno • fuckify • fucktifano • Fucktifiarist • fucktified • Fucktifull • funktify • Funkti-fyd
Fucktify
"You comin' to the game tonight?"
"Nah man, Sharon is pissed I ditched her last night so I gotta go fucktify that shit."
"Nah man, Sharon is pissed I ditched her last night so I gotta go fucktify that shit."
Fucktify by GohtSkillz March 9, 2009
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fuckify by Word Smith October 3, 2007
Fucktifiarist
One who simply does not know or care to know. One who uses complex decisions for a simple issue. Reference Jerry Hickman of western flyer express
Fucktifiarist by Blakicedk August 15, 2018
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