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Fucktangle 

A love tringle that is doomed or sordid.
Oh man why did you have to get involved with daisy and her Mom. That is one mother of a fucktangle.
Fucktangle by Cheekywitch July 16, 2010

fucktangle 

1. A geometric shape with an inexplicable number of sides and dimensions. No two are ever alike.
What is that? A trapezoid? It doesn't look quite right.

No, that's a fucktangle.
fucktangle by Me first January 29, 2009

Fucktangle 

Fucktangle -

A sexual position utilized by swingers, especially swinger geometry teachers, carpenters (Jesus), and many others. A fucktangle is any shape made when several people link themselves together through sexual actions that closely resemble said shapes, shapes that include "tangle" in their names, i.e. rectangle, triangle, and rhombus...tangle.
"I need help with my geometry so me, my best friend's mom, and his sister totally made a fucktangle last night. Then we calculated."
Fucktangle by Mr. Big Meat December 20, 2006

fucktangle 

The geometric shape of something that has been smashed beyond recognition.
That truck used to be a rectangle until the dumbass crashed it, now it's a fucktangle.
fucktangle by q359 July 25, 2023

Devil's Fucktangle

An emotionally triggered individual that makes up new meanings of sex games in order shift focus to his issues with alcohol.
Brett entered the Devil's Fucktangle when he tried to convince the senators that that a sex act was actually a drinking game.
Devil's Fucktangle by BrotherBryan October 3, 2018

Festering Fucktangle 

A triangle of Nazis, racists, and child molesters.
"I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically decent people with differing views on economics and not a festering fucktangle of racists, Nazis and child molesters"
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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