What you say to people who look they be trying to fight you, or get up in your shit. Tell those assholes to fuckswidit and they know you ain't a bitch, and not to fuck with you.
A measurement of limited mental capacity to care enough about dealing with something; adjacent to “bandwidth,” but specific to degrees of motivation vs apathy
After long procrastination in completing a required government survey, I assumed I didn’t have the bandwidth to deal with it; however, now realize I simply didn’t have the fuckwidth necessary for the task.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."