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FUCKSLOT by Marc Randles January 5, 2008

Fuckshitteration 

Fuckshitteration

ˌfuk•shit•tərˈāSH(ə)n/
Noun fuckshitteration plural noun fuckshitterations

The condition or process of combining bullshit and fuckery at levels which exceed any previously known metric.

The state of existence within the framework of said combination.
"Greed and indifference have finally been coupled with the abject incompetence and sheer fuckery necessary to create the state of fuckshitteration that vomits up a Betsy DeVos." See fuckshittery

"The fuckshitteration that is the Cheetoic era of American politics is now upon us."

fuckrottory

Activities done by two best friends on a laid back day.
After completing the morning's tasks, the boys got into all sorts of fuckrottory.
fuckrottory by TheBalkan March 5, 2018

fuckapottamus 

there is only fuckapapottamus number one and two
Oh look its the fuckapottamus twins
fuckapottamus by pk1921 September 19, 2011

Fucksnort 

Definition: fucksnort (n): The queef-like sound a vagina makes during coitus when air is forced in by a penis or similar object and then expelled around the outside of the penis. This phenomenon is due to the combination of a temporary seal of air around the penis inside the vagina and a rapid increase in air pressure inside the vagina during an inward stroke of vaginal penetration. A fucksnort typically occurs during deep, heavy penetration and can be the source of a good laugh or an awkward moment, depending on the people involved.
Example: After several hours of mindless drinking on a camping trip up in North GA, Eli retired to his tent to nail this girl from behind, and she let out such a big fucksnort that John, Mark, and Joe could hear it in their tents. We all had a good laugh, and then Eli nutted in her hair. When she didn't complain, Jack explained that "some girls just want to get fucked".
Fucksnort by FatTails February 19, 2011

fuckshittery 

A mixture of bullshit and fuckery that exceeds absurd levels.
They're making another Twilight movie? Who allows this kind of fuckshittery?
fuckshittery by unleashed52 November 10, 2012