fucksnot

Derogatory term for an individual, slang reference to male ejaculation during sex.

He's a worthless fucksnot.

by Lamont Cranston September 19, 2003

fucksnot

Creative slang term for semen. Refers to the idea that a penis sneezes semen.

My pants were full of fucksnot after she gave me a handjob in the movie theatre.

by Jambo Schlarbeard July 11, 2006

Fucksnot (noun)

The generic sloppyjuice remaining postcoitally in or around the female genetalia; comprised of both male and female orgasmic fluids

After we got dressed and left the bedroom there was still some fucksnot dripping out of my vagina.

by Smashley August 13, 2003

FUCKSLOT

A loose woman/slag/town bike

i fancy getting laid, im off round to fuckslot's house

by Marc Randles January 5, 2008

fuck snot

After a man has launched his ejaculate load into some random bar whore's va-jay-jay, this is the very recognizable strand of skeet seen strewn between his knob and her over sized gash as he pulls out his spent love muscle. Typically eatin and/or slurped by said bar whore.

Dude, I picked up your mom at the bar last night and had one massive fuck snot as I pulled out of her gutter hole. She leant over and consumed the entire load of cottage cheese as I slammed my beer and B-lined for the door.

by Rodeo Cowboy November 6, 2009

fuckknot

the resultant knot made in the back of a persons hair due to thrashing about during intercourse.

that fuckknot in your hair makes you look like a giant cactus.

by mdmE April 21, 2003

Fucksnort

Definition: fucksnort (n): The queef-like sound a vagina makes during coitus when air is forced in by a penis or similar object and then expelled around the outside of the penis. This phenomenon is due to the combination of a temporary seal of air around the penis inside the vagina and a rapid increase in air pressure inside the vagina during an inward stroke of vaginal penetration. A fucksnort typically occurs during deep, heavy penetration and can be the source of a good laugh or an awkward moment, depending on the people involved.

Example: After several hours of mindless drinking on a camping trip up in North GA, Eli retired to his tent to nail this girl from behind, and she let out such a big fucksnort that John, Mark, and Joe could hear it in their tents. We all had a good laugh, and then Eli nutted in her hair. When she didn't complain, Jack explained that "some girls just want to get fucked".

by FatTails February 19, 2011