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Fuckscoff 

An insatiably annoying person with unnecessary attitude. Like a street racer or a chav. Also known as a Dickhead. These are the type of people the world could work better without.
Guy 1: *looks at chav who gives him the finger* What the hell was that for?
Guy 2: Don't worry, he's just a little fuckscoff

Quote from popular game reviewer "Yahtzee" on street racers: "those sideways baseball cap wearing fuckscoffs"
Fuckscoff by Kieran Giles April 1, 2008
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fuckoffesque 

The kind of performances Viral Kilo comes up with after telling the world to fuck off.
Hell, yes. Aggression without cheating - everything Ponting wished to be but could never emulate to the same level.

Telling the world to fuck off and FOLLOWING it up with fuckoffesque performances - that's some alpha shit right there. Takes balls because if you fall flat, you become Umar Akmal (lmao). Kohli has revitalised bragging about big dicks and then actually having a 13-incher - and that's a good recipe for fun times (no homo... I think?)

He's a spicee boii, is that Viral Kilo
fuckoffesque by reddit_dit_di_dude August 20, 2018

fuckoff.com 

The visceral response you might give to someone you don’t like who asks you for your website address.
Alright let’s see, my web address will be easy to remember; it’s fuckoff.com.
fuckoff.com by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2019

Fuckoffyoubastardsonofabitch!!! 

Only said when you are repeatedly annoyed by the same fucking bastard son of a bitch over and over and over again.
Andiz: Fuckoffyoubastardsonofabitch!!!
Rezha Kampret: Hey,How did you know that????

fuckoffism

The practice of reflexively disregarding and disparaging everyone and everything.
Her core belief that she was all alone could be traced back to an early experience of intergenerationally transmitted familial fuckoffism.
fuckoffism by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019

Fuckoffski 

Piss off. leave me alone Go away Get Lost. Buggar off. fuck off
You are so annoying why don't you just Fuckoffski.
Fuckoffski by Harsher Fustic September 10, 2016

Vladimir Fuckoff 

Rude, toxic or griefing Russians in chat who only talk in Cyrillic and try to be as obnoxious as possible.
Especially common in FPS games, where they spam voice chat to annoy people.
When the game is team based and you're in a team with only Russians, they tend to kick you out of the team as a means of griefing.
Their behavior is also seen in comments on YouTube or other toxic platforms, where they only type comments in Cyrillic.
They often have their name also in Cyrillic so others can't type or pronounce their name to address a reply to them.
Vladimir Fuckoff: *spams incomprehensible rabble in voice chat continuously*
Annoyed player: "Vladimir Fuckoff, would you please shut up?"
Vladimir Fuckoff: "Suka"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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