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fupapottamus 

An enormously fat woman with a fupa so large if you put a wig on it you might mistake it for a siamese twin. They usually date or marry scrawny guys with bad mustaches.
My aunt Paula is a classic example of a fupapottamus. Legend has it she has extra elastic material sewn right below the zipper of her pants to comfortably house the fupa. Her measurements are 48-44-46-52. The last measurement is proof she is a fupappotamus
fupapottamus by Brian Cichanowicz January 16, 2009

Fuckapotimus 

An oversized woman who prays on drunk men in social settings. The fuckapotimi are attrackted to men with slured speach, and impaired walking abilities. The attack is known as being grizzlesnatched.
Damn Wayne was at the UBS Casual party and was almost grizzlesnatched by a huge fuckapotimus.
Fuckapotimus by hotfer March 30, 2011

fuckopotamus

a jerk someone who will never get laid because they're such an ass clown.
Girl: god that guy who was hitting on me if such a fuckopotamus

Girl: yeah he's definetley going home alone tonight
fuckopotamus by hanna logan January 19, 2008

funkapotamus 

god's screename
yo, i was talkin to god last night online
funkapotamus by Andrew Qwerty April 15, 2004

fuckopotamus

its a giant fucked up situation . FUCK + Hippopotamus= fuckopotamus. also a big fat guy who for some reason girls love to fuck.
1. your girlfriend catches you cheating damn this situation has turned into one big fuckopotamus
2.Q:yo how does that big fat guy get chicks to fuck him and i cant A: hes a fuckopotamus
3. you catch youre little sister giving her boyfriend a BJ. this situation is a fuckopotamus
4. Chris Farley is a fuckopotamus
5. That guy from king of queens is definitely a fuckopotamus
fuckopotamus by DATMAN BITCH March 16, 2009

fupapottamus 

An extremely large guy. His Fupa is usually so large that when he looks down he can't see his dick.
Jonathan is such a fupapottamus, he has to lift his gut to take a piss.
fupapottamus by alimegz July 13, 2009