Fucks Given
Fucks Given by Tumblewoolyweed July 7, 2018
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Zero fucks given
The inability to give even one fuck about someone or something, i.e. the situation in which one is unable to care. This term is also used to express dismay, disbelief, or sarcasm pertaining to someone or something, and can be a successful comeback comment in the event of a downward-spiraling conversation.
Zero fucks given by lolswerehad June 22, 2011
no fucks given
NO fucks given is a state of mind in which when in a situation normally you would throw a fit or give a fuck about but instead you move on as if nothing happened, going on multimedia sites such as twiter and facebook and posting about not giving a fuck is only not a fuck given if you are saying you dont give a fuck for no reason but if something makes you say i dont give a fuck then you go and post about it that is clearly a small fuck given.
no fucks given by Gdaddypurps November 21, 2013
no fucks given
no fucks given by Level 100 mafia boss January 19, 2019
No fucks given
An alternative for, "I dont give a fuck".
No fucks given by kindredraver August 3, 2016
negitive fucks given
negitive fucks given is when you don't give a fuck but take it to the next level and you are past zero fucks given.
SJ: JR... you are going to be late for work.
JR: i give zero fucks... Fuck that i am beyond zero fucks!!! i have negative FUCKS given!!!! when you are beyond zero fucks you then have negative fucks given.
SJ: hahah negitive fucks given
JR: i give zero fucks... Fuck that i am beyond zero fucks!!! i have negative FUCKS given!!!! when you are beyond zero fucks you then have negative fucks given.
SJ: hahah negitive fucks given
negitive fucks given by samuofh January 17, 2018
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