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Fuckond: (Noun)
1. a way to say "almond" when you're pissed off at someone because they won't let you have any.

2. a way to say "second" when suspicious or annoyed.
1. "For the last time, Give me a Fuckond...Now!"

2. "Now...Wait just a Fuckond..."
fuckond by Weltyhe April 11, 2014

Fuckonoffski 

Telling someone to go away in a more aggressive manner.
Will you fuckonoffski already? You're getting on my nerves!
Fuckonoffski by v1nn1e November 6, 2018

fuckonomics 

The act of fucking for personal or financial gain.
The fuckonomics of this company got me to where I am today.

Monica was hoping that fuckonomics would further her career with her boss.

The fuckonomics of prostatution is very costly.

Fuckonomics made Heidi Fleiss a famous woman.
fuckonomics by dvd4me2 September 18, 2008

Fuckonomical

Someone who is always available for a FUCK and who is also very economical. ;-)
50$, no babes...I am very Fuckonomical...Only 20$ for me.
Fuckonomical by Neo A September 28, 2005

Fuckonometry

There are so many...where to start?
1.Whack-ass trigonometry.
2.What one calls trigonometry when it starts to get all fucky.

3.The branch of fuckematics dealing with the relations, sides and angels of all things fucked up.
Professor: Solve this problem
Class: We ...don't know how, you haven't shown us how to....???
Professor: figure it out
Class: i...wh...how?.....jesus fucking christ, trig is bullshit....trigonometry, more like fuckonometry
Fuckonometry by PharmD4me May 25, 2018

Fuckonometry

The Prediction, Calculation, Measurement, and Severity of one or more Situations in which everything involved is in the Fucked state of existence.
Person 1 "I just found out that my girlfriend of 5 years is actually my cousin who went missing 17 years ago and she knew the entire time!"

Person 2 "Bro that's some serious Fuckonometry!"
Fuckonometry by RodTony October 8, 2020