Fuckond: (Noun)
1. a way to say "almond" when you're pissed off at someone because they won't let you have any.

2. a way to say "second" when suspicious or annoyed.

1. "For the last time, Give me a Fuckond...Now!"

2. "Now...Wait just a Fuckond..."

fuckond by Weltyhe April 11, 2014

Related Words

fuckondo • Fuckonometry • fuckond • Fuckonoffski • fuckonomics • Fuckonomical • fuckin' douche • Fuck on Borrowed Time • Fuck on you

Fuckonoffski

Telling someone to go away in a more aggressive manner.

Will you fuckonoffski already? You're getting on my nerves!

Fuckonoffski by v1nn1e November 6, 2018

fuckonomics

The act of fucking for personal or financial gain.

The fuckonomics of this company got me to where I am today.

Monica was hoping that fuckonomics would further her career with her boss.

The fuckonomics of prostatution is very costly.

Fuckonomics made Heidi Fleiss a famous woman.

fuckonomics by dvd4me2 September 18, 2008

Fuckonomical

Someone who is always available for a FUCK and who is also very economical. ;-)

50$, no babes...I am very Fuckonomical...Only 20$ for me.

Fuckonomical by Neo A September 28, 2005

Fuckonometry

There are so many...where to start?
1.Whack-ass trigonometry.
2.What one calls trigonometry when it starts to get all fucky.

3.The branch of fuckematics dealing with the relations, sides and angels of all things fucked up.

Professor: Solve this problem
Class: We ...don't know how, you haven't shown us how to....???
Professor: figure it out
Class: i...wh...how?.....jesus fucking christ, trig is bullshit....trigonometry, more like fuckonometry

Fuckonometry by PharmD4me May 25, 2018

Fuckonometry

The Prediction, Calculation, Measurement, and Severity of one or more Situations in which everything involved is in the Fucked state of existence.

Person 1 "I just found out that my girlfriend of 5 years is actually my cousin who went missing 17 years ago and she knew the entire time!"

Person 2 "Bro that's some serious Fuckonometry!"

Fuckonometry by RodTony October 8, 2020

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026