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fuckonomics 

The act of fucking for personal or financial gain.
The fuckonomics of this company got me to where I am today.

Monica was hoping that fuckonomics would further her career with her boss.

The fuckonomics of prostatution is very costly.

Fuckonomics made Heidi Fleiss a famous woman.
fuckonomics by dvd4me2 September 18, 2008
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Fuckenomics 

Fuckenomics is a social science that focuses on the production, distribution, and consumption of pussy and dick, and analyzes the choices that individual men and women make to allocate sexual resources.
"Basil, you need to think about the principals of Fuckenomics! you are operating below your pussy possibility frontier!"

fuckenomics 

Working under the basis that each individual has a set amount of fucks to give in life, as they grow older they realize they must be careful and budget their fucks. Similar to our Monetary systems, fucks may be given out and earned. If not careful one may run out of fucks to give at some point in their life.
Fuckenomics- the amount of fucks one may give or earn based on life experiences.
"at the ripe age of 65 Gerald realized that he was slowly running out of fucks to give, he began to budget his fucks to ensure they were their for his Grandchildren and events that he may care about in later dates.
fuckenomics by InThisDarkHour March 7, 2016

Feconomics 

The study of poop (feces) and flatulence. Feconomics is an edgy, up-and-coming field of study which aims to better understand the feconomy and all of its wonderful glory.
I wish I could make it to your party Connell, but I have feconomics class tonight.
Feconomics by Robert Gildberg July 10, 2010

funkonomical 

1.Thrifty in the ways of funk.

2.Funky as hell as in anything funky.
Listening to gospel music is not very funkonomical.

funkonomical by Jon Eagles January 27, 2008

Fuckonomical

Someone who is always available for a FUCK and who is also very economical. ;-)
50$, no babes...I am very Fuckonomical...Only 20$ for me.
Fuckonomical by Neo A September 28, 2005
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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