Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Fuckenomics 

Fuckenomics is a social science that focuses on the production, distribution, and consumption of pussy and dick, and analyzes the choices that individual men and women make to allocate sexual resources.
"Basil, you need to think about the principals of Fuckenomics! you are operating below your pussy possibility frontier!"

fuckenomics 

Working under the basis that each individual has a set amount of fucks to give in life, as they grow older they realize they must be careful and budget their fucks. Similar to our Monetary systems, fucks may be given out and earned. If not careful one may run out of fucks to give at some point in their life.
Fuckenomics- the amount of fucks one may give or earn based on life experiences.
"at the ripe age of 65 Gerald realized that he was slowly running out of fucks to give, he began to budget his fucks to ensure they were their for his Grandchildren and events that he may care about in later dates.
fuckenomics by InThisDarkHour March 7, 2016

Feconomics 

The study of poop (feces) and flatulence. Feconomics is an edgy, up-and-coming field of study which aims to better understand the feconomy and all of its wonderful glory.
I wish I could make it to your party Connell, but I have feconomics class tonight.
Feconomics by Robert Gildberg July 10, 2010

funkonomical 

1.Thrifty in the ways of funk.

2.Funky as hell as in anything funky.
Listening to gospel music is not very funkonomical.
funkonomical by Jon Eagles January 27, 2008

Fuckonomical

Someone who is always available for a FUCK and who is also very economical. ;-)
50$, no babes...I am very Fuckonomical...Only 20$ for me.
Fuckonomical by Neo A September 28, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
Load more