fuckond 

Fuckond: (Noun)
1. a way to say "almond" when you're pissed off at someone because they won't let you have any.

2. a way to say "second" when suspicious or annoyed.

1. "For the last time, Give me a Fuckond...Now!"

2. "Now...Wait just a Fuckond..."

fuckond by Weltyhe April 11, 2014

Fuckend 

A generic and easy-to-find-a-place-for slur relating to someone who is generally an annoying waster, of little good to anyone. Usually, but not by definition, stupid as well. Think of it as a less-heard and slightly more insulting version of nobend.
People who go around urbandictionary.com giving everything a thumbs down definitely fit this category.

"Man, I just got banned from the Big Brother forums for swearing, by some jumped up twatty little fuckend of a moderator."

Fuckend by Windblowsstrong August 1, 2008

Fuckonami 

A slang term used to express Konami's greed. Used usually by people who are criticizing Konami's greedy practices.

Fuckonami , they just implemented a new shady business practice into the new Metal Gear game.

Fuckonami by Fat Guy In Iowa May 7, 2018

fuckonese 

Used by typical fat, stupid, wife beating, sister fucking, football watching, racist, illiterate redneck Americans to refer to every language other than American English. Also commonly used to refer to other forms of English which, although very similar, are incomprehensible to the small-brained, inarticulate, uneducated American male, who enjoys saying the word 'fuck' as much as possible, in as many forms as possible.

"Well fuck, I don't know what the fuck they speak in England, but in America, pilgrim, it ain't that fuckonese shit... Fuck!"

"Well I'll be fucked if I know what kind of fuckonese you're talking... I mean, fuck!"

fuckonese by garan garan February 9, 2007

Fucknod 

Abbreviated form of the term Fuck Nodule. A total fuck. Someone who is such a giant fuck that it is instantly and painfully obvious that they are such. Even in a group of fucks the fucknod stands out as a particularly worthless and irritating fucker.

The entire cast of Mad TV is a bunch of fucks, but Michael McDonald, the douche nozzle who plays that fag weasel Stuart, is a total fucknod. God I hate that bastard.

Fucknod by Magnificent Seven November 25, 2005

fuckandshit

A combination of the words "fuck" and "shit". Usually used to express deep anger when one is pissed off to the max. Can also be used to describe an object as great, like one would say something is "the shit".

"Brad, I was driving your sister home, but we were in a terrible crash, and... I'm so sorry..."
"FUCKANDSHIT!"

"Hey, remember those Harvest Moon games we used to play?"
"Yeah man, those games were the fuckandshit."

fuckandshit by Zeig January 3, 2009

fuckoid

alternative for fucker but sounds soooo much better when insulting said fuckoid.

Spanky you are the biggest fuckoid in the world

fuckoid by pyro_snowy June 21, 2005