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Fuckond: (Noun)
1. a way to say "almond" when you're pissed off at someone because they won't let you have any.

2. a way to say "second" when suspicious or annoyed.
1. "For the last time, Give me a Fuckond...Now!"

2. "Now...Wait just a Fuckond..."
by Weltyhe April 09, 2014
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