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Fuckond: (Noun)
1
. a way to say "
almond
" when you're pissed off at someone because they won't let you have any.
2. a way to say "
second
" when suspicious or annoyed.
1
. "For the last time, Give me a Fuckond...
Now
!"
2. "Now...Wait
just
a Fuckond..."
fuckond
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Weltyhe
April 11, 2014
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