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fucklong 

Unité de temps universelle désignant une période beaucoup trop longue, considérant un requis d'arriver imminent.
"- Nous avons besoin de la pièce maintenant!

- Ça prend 8 semaines pour la manufacturer...rien en stock...

- Dude, c'est fucklong!
fucklong by daxvidk January 30, 2019
Words you can keep

Fucklong 

Longer, larger, or weightier than you, personally, care to measure.
I don't remember high school, it was a fucklong ago, I only remember the salient points and events.
Fucklong by notmeunderanycircumstance November 18, 2023

Fuckalong Cassidy 

The twin brother of the fictional cowboy hero, Hopalong Cassidy, created in the 1930s, who was also famous for his good deeds and who became the first X-rated porn cowboy and was therefore the black sheep of their fictional family.
Fuckalong Cassidy also had a wooden leg like his brother but it did not preclude him from extended and impressive sexual performances with the barely clad damsels in distress he was fond of rescuing.

Fucklings 

Multiple children conceived by unwed white trash women for the sole purpose of obtaining child support.
There goes that bitch with her gaggle of fucklings.

"Babies that are cute like a duckling, but the product of a fuck."
Fucklings by Murphy01 July 1, 2008

fuckling 

An unplanned "love child" as a result from ones unadvised decision to have sexual relations with the opposite sex without any form of protection.
Dude! Fuck, I can't believe I'm gonna be a dad!
Yeah maybe you should have worn a condom when you had sex with Alex so you wouldn't have created a fuckling.
fuckling by Steven mccormick October 28, 2007

fuckmong 

idiot, witless. normally the person in question is drunk/stoned
look at the mess youve made of your pants-you fuckmong!
fuckmong by paul May 13, 2004

ugly fuckling 

The kid in your class whos so fucking ugly or nerdy and unatractive , but grows up to be a kickass famous millionare
*At bobby joes house looking at highschool pics

Bobby Joe: Remeber that kid Bill gates?

Booby Jo: yeah....

Bobby Joe: well hes fucking rich now

Booby jo: what an ugly fuckling
ugly fuckling by emmamelinda November 7, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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