The state of a straight virgin individual who cannot get any ass and as a result resorts to transvestites and transsexuals yet still cannot get any poonanny. The only option left is the use of cylinder based objects ie. beer bottles, wine glasses, wooden chair legs, vacuum hose
jimmy's fucklessness led him to fantasize daily about his mahogany fireplace poker that reeked of ball sweat from previous encounters.
by gbiscuit March 27, 2011
A long tube sock filled with feces. It is commonly used to beat old men because it leave no bruises or marks only mental scaring and shame.
by gbiscuit March 28, 2011