For when standard obscenities cannot do justice to how badass something is. The highest level of awesome that anything can achieve.
When they fire bombed Dresden it got so hot it actually melted the stones in the chapel. . . how cunt fucking awesome is that?
After fucking this one chick she asked, "So what does this make our relationship status?" I pretended to be asleep because I didn't want to answer, and I thought "it's cool, I can get away with this shit because I'm just that cunt fucking awesome"
A catch phrase made popular by Dillon Markey as the 'piece de resistance' of the Nintendo Powerglove he modified to create stop-motion animation, as described in the documentary "Playing With Power." The phrase also describes the Powerglove that Dillon modified, and Dillon himself.
"The director comes in and oh aww aww how's your shot? aww aww and i fist bump and 'FUCKINGAWESOME'" - quote from the documentary "Playing With Power"
Boy: Wow this is a great party!
Girl: Its fan fucking awesome!!!
Boy: You mean fan fucking tastic right?
Girl: Oh yea...but it is fan fucking awesome!!
Fucking awesome has a wide variety of uses. It can be used positively, but recent ground-breaking linguistic research at Johnstone High School has revealed it can be used as a positive or negative reply to almost anything. The sheer awesomeness of the phrase (it has an awe factor of 10099892) allows it to discard the traditional roles of positive and negative.
however, the actual meaning of fucking awesome is unclear.
"You just got raped by a sailor called Enrique!"
correct reply "Fucking awesome"
incorrect reply "My anus hurts"
"The ice-cream/cocaine van is here"
correct reply "Fucking awesome"
incorrect reply "I don't like ice-cream."
"What is your opinion on gay marriage, the US occupation of Iraq and Martha Stewart?"
correct reply "They're all fucking awesome"
incorrect reply "I oppose gay marriage, love the Iraq war and would like to baste Mrs. Stewart's goose."
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.