fucking you
fucking you by Noooooooooooooob November 12, 2017
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You're fucking your ass from within
This is when the shit you take is extremely painful, or there's a dick that's coming out of your ass. Whichever is your case.
Person 1: I had a painful shit today.
Person 2: Oh, you're fucking your ass from within.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Oh, you're fucking your ass from within.
Person 1: What?
You're fucking your ass from within by betard6000 June 23, 2021
Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?
Is the amount of pussy you're getting from your old lady worth the amount of bullshit you have to endure from her?
Example 1) Tom: Laura's pissed at me for going to Hooters with you guys last week and has ragged on me about it for days. And I'm cut off too, I guess I'll have to jack off for awhile.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?
Example 2) Bob: Shirley's so pissed at me for not mowing the god damn lawn, that she won't give up any pussy! I'm so sick of her shit, what a fuckin nag. I think I'll go beat off in her purse.
Tom: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?
Example 3) Tom: That fuckin bitch still won't fuck me, three weeks after we went to Hooters. I guess I'll go fuck that slutty Hooters waitress that gave me her number while I was staring at her bodacious boobs.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?
Example 2) Bob: Shirley's so pissed at me for not mowing the god damn lawn, that she won't give up any pussy! I'm so sick of her shit, what a fuckin nag. I think I'll go beat off in her purse.
Tom: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?
Example 3) Tom: That fuckin bitch still won't fuck me, three weeks after we went to Hooters. I guess I'll go fuck that slutty Hooters waitress that gave me her number while I was staring at her bodacious boobs.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?
Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking? by Floss 69 July 25, 2008
you fucking donkey
you fucking donkey by TheLambSauceGordon'sLookingFor June 3, 2020
Don’t you fucking trip!
The carefully crafted mantra used by the famous “Inmate Whisperer” psychologist, Dr. Bunnygirl, which is typically employed to show her flawed humanity, usually at the first prison clinical contact.
You’ve waited here, trapped for hours in the “shark cage” waiting to refuse this mental health appointment, and that’s fine, so don’t you fucking trip!
Don’t you fucking trip! by Dr Bunnygirl September 14, 2019
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
A line said by Arthur Fleck / Joker in the 2019 hit movie Joker. Arthur said this line right before he shot the TV host Murray Franklin in the head for mocking him previously.
Joker: How about another joke Murray?
Murray: No, I think we've had enough of your jokes.
Joker: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loader with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?!
Murray: Call the police!
Joker: I'll tell you get you get, YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE! *pow*
Murray: No, I think we've had enough of your jokes.
Joker: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loader with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?!
Murray: Call the police!
Joker: I'll tell you get you get, YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE! *pow*
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE by NUBBYNUB December 14, 2019
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