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Fucking Ham

Fucking Ham: Chocolate Cake that has been tainted with Marijuana. Features Chocolate Mix as a Cocoa Substitute. The taste is very defined, a chocolate sensation followed by an eruption of Pot Flavor. Yes, it is uncomfortable.
Guy: How did you find my house?
Guy 2, Girl, and Girl 2: FUCKING HAM!
by Joe Kickarse March 11, 2010
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last night!
by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023
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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!
by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023
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fucking hamms

explanation of Hamm's Beer in an excited matter. The only way somebody should speak of it anyway... Fucking Hamm's, from the land of sky blue waters
"fucking hamms Bud", "I'm going to the BevMo and grab me a fucking hamms"
by J. Gregoire May 9, 2008
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the fucking hammer

Some phrase the inbred Oklahomans like to use to try and be clever by insinuating that someone is really, in fact, a tool.
by Mike Masterson January 17, 2004
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Hamster Fucking

When a certain breed of human (Herkes) rapidly pumps as fast as possible while having sex. Usually offers very little pleasure and is meant for quick emotionless ejaculation.
OMG that chick was so gross, "Its ok I just hamster fucked her". i.e Hamster Fucking
by The Great Twan October 18, 2011
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fuckin hammered

Beyond hammered but not quite shitfaced
Dude, I am fuckin hammered!!!

Did you see Chris last night? He was fuckin hammered!
by I<3BEER! June 13, 2011
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