When you're too fucking mad to fucking come up with an actual fucking insult and fucking think for a fucking second so you just fucking fuck up your mind and fucking go full ham on someone and spit out this fucking fuckton of fucks in one breath which totally is garaunfuckingteed to fuck your motherfucking foe so fucking hard their eyeballs fucking gush out of their fucking organs which then fuck your foe into oblivion and fuck them over for motherfucking life.

"You... You... Y-You Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker!"

Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker by WHATDOYOUMEANINEEDAPSEUDONYMYO December 3, 2017

You fuckin' druggo

A phrase stated by Sassy from The Big Lez Show. You would say this when you see someone doing drugs, as they are a "fuckin druggo"

Random cunt "yo pass the weed"

Sassy "you fuckin' druggo"

You fuckin' druggo by Mr Pickerill-apeed February 25, 2017

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Smokin hoes and fuckin dope

When u are doing the exact opposite but have things a little mixed up due to too much chemical intake

My friend called and asked what I was doing ,I told him I'm smokin hoes and fuckin dope.
I was actually smokin dope and fuckin a hoe .
It's so much funnier and makes it sound less criminal.

Smokin hoes and fuckin dope by JasonR47 April 1, 2020

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fuckin with you

Someone who is interpersonally evasive with the truth

the old in and out of context is fuckin with you

fuckin with you by avesta February 5, 2012

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a fuckin' liker

Someone who says like in the wrong context constantly. Usually students and teenage girls are the main offenders

A fuckin' liker - I was like going to the like shop for a like sandwich

a fuckin' liker by SirGreg January 3, 2017

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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