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fuckinese 

Fuckinese: A language understood by no-one, usally spoken by aliens or immigrants. It's a synonym for Jibberonese or Jibberish.
Turbanite : Bla bla bla bla
Yankmerican: CAN'T YOU SPEAK ENGLISH AND NOT FUCKINESE?
fuckinese by damn damn danno October 1, 2006

Fuckinisms

The actions and words that lead to fucking.
I was talking to this girl trying to sleep with her, coming up with different fuckinisms to get her into bed.

No fuckingserenity 

Nathan John Feuerstein (not his real name) known by his real initials NF (no fuckingserenity ) is an American rapper, singer and songwriter. He released a self-titled EP in 2014 with Capitol CMG. NF has released four studio albums: Mansion, Therapy Session, Perception, and The Search. It means that he doesn’t want any fucking serenity's.
(Guy) Hey what does NF even mean?

(Girl) no fuckingserenity
(Guy) wtf why?
(Girl) you won’t understand...

Fuckinist 

An intimate partner that's willing to fuck as much as you want. Or visa versa
Dude, that chick was the most fuckinist I was ever with.
Fucked it 'til she was sore then fucked her some more.
Fuckinist by VeryPunny August 10, 2015

What the fuckinized 

The act of you turning into Jesus christ gaining all knowledge of our universe while owning a pet turtle named Kyle and his gang of pimps that are soon to take over Canada which is currently under the control of a 12 year old boy named John who is autistic
Breaking news a man has just been what the fuckinized
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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